*Listening to my Taylor Swift mix in the car (DON’T JUDGE ME, I’M A HUGE FAN OF THE OLD TAYLOR SWIFT)*

D: Mommy … is this my music?

Me: No, this is my music.

(Taylor Swift “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” playing)

Taylor Swift: I remember when we broke up, the first time

D: Mommy … why did she say broke?

Me: (Starting to regret playing grown up music instead of Go Fish like I normally do) Oh, uh … she’s singing about breaking up with someone.

D: (Seriously mulling this over) … Did she … break his face?

LOLOLOLOL

Me: Oh no, I think she broke his heart. Or maybe he broke hers. (Thinking to myself: But I’m sure she wanted to break his face.)