Step 1: Start off in the stroller.
Step 2: When mommy asks if I want to get out of stroller to walk, enthusiastically say yes.
Step 3: Happily walk for 10 seconds.
Step 4: Decide you’re done with walking and start babbling nonsense to mommy that she can’t understand.
Step 5: Throw a big tantrum because mommy doesn’t understand babble and I want her to UNDERSTAND ME.
Step 6: Finally show her that you’d like to push the stroller with her instead of just walk.
Step 7: Happily push stroller for 10 seconds
Step 8: Decide you’re done with walking and whine to sit back in stroller.
Step 9: Happily sit in stroller for 10 seconds.
Step 10: Decide you’re done with sitting and want to push stroller again, but this time from the top handle, the way mommy does it.
Step 11: What do you mean I’m too short to reach the stroller handle??! Throw a tantrum.
Step 12: Ask mommy to carry me, push stroller, and walk the trail.
Step 13: What the? Why are we turning around and heading back home??!?!! Throw tantrum.
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